Lord have Mercy..

As I waited patiently in line, walked to the door lady, with my entourage of 8, got a no "extra guests granted" comment, (don't worry it was prejudice against fellow hipsters, it wasn't a color issue lol), Me and Miss Liz attempted again, this time we used the name of a Japanese woman our friend Pete(r) gave us, we got a side-eye since doorgirl was just telling me how she loved Missbehave and just saw me standing with Liz in front of her 20 minutes ago.
So I missed it, but My 3 fave peoples in the world, the ever so Gentlemanly Pete(r), the Chic and Handsome Cedric and The lovely Deidre a.k.a. Culture Snobette filled me in on a few tidbits but nothing beats this quote from Deidre:

She looked ok, long ass wavy yaki, pink dress (presumably wang). Poor things really lost her hearing, She kept fiddling with her hearing aide, It fell out like twice......She rocked it with her one good ear though.

Cute Bracelet

Raise ur hand if ur sure

Peddling her party, could you imagine these Conde Nast hoes at her next party? They scared

wow

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All photos jacked from The Cobrasnake