I want to be a Guidette..

Holyshit after watching Jersey Shore on MTV i just realized that i waisted majority of my life on normal bland guys when i could have a sexy,tan,gel hair Guido !! I think i just seriously fell in love with one of the guys name Situation on the show, im not sure what his real name is but his hair line and peanut butter leather color skin is so fucking sexual,im sure it feels like nice smooth cowhide not to mention when he smiles his forehead smiles too..YUMMY
I was going to plan a spring break trip to Destin Fla.. but i would rather be surrounded by super tan'd, sweaty , rainbow shaped eyebrow men in Jersey Shore...!! Where are the Gotti boys at now????

La bella