Were breaking up!

If Tmobile was a girl i would punch her in the mouth, my contract is over in october and they are getting the boot!! Where do i start.... let's see there plans suck and there super fuckin expensive.. AND.. in order for me to get signal in my house i have to go to my bedroom stand on one leg, touch my nose with the other hand all while jumping up down... i usually have a few bars after that!!! Im prob about to go with Verizon shit i might even go cheap and go with Cricket.. either way fuck tmobile..!! Were breaking up

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